Circle Flies

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Circle Flies

Post by DML » Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:42 pm

(This is pretty old. It seems to get passed around every election with only the names changed. Here it is anyway. :D )

Circle Flies

A Republican cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Hillary

Clinton is trying to gather more support for her nomination.

Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to belittle him

by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing

around her head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them

circle flies?"

She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's what they're called.

But I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches.

They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling

around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment later

she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's a**?"

"No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for citizens of

New York to call their Senator a horse's a**.

"That's a good thing," she responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to

fool them flies though."